acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT

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lilcraic:

me in real life:image

me online:

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

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cardiganclad:

Fun fact- if u lined up all the Cheerios in a box, you’d have a really long line of Cheerios. Follow me for more sick facts

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eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

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all i really want is someone who will kiss my forehead and hold my hand but will also fuck me so hard i won’t be able to walk for a week

nialllhoran:

being friends with harry styles seems like it just involves a lot of napping while you’re hanging out, that’s all i look for in a friend

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feuilys:

i wonder why when women write teen novels they’re categorized as chicklit yet when jgreen writes teen novels hes a nyt best selling author and praised as understanding the tru nature of teens nvm i know why

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beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

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drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

(Source: 420dongsquad, via covocal)